I'm in love with my wife
Doublebeds, The Lemonheads
Scrambled eggs and life
Let's make it open season

On all the racists and the bigots
And their chums
And not just as a reason
For a Christmas number one

We're not the world, we don't belong
We're boy meets girl, boy writes stupid song
The words are dumb and so's the tune
Under the thumb over the moon

And if this sentimental silly love song
Makes you choke
You can block your ears up
And stick your fingers down your throat

Because I don't care
It's a beautiful morning
And if the sun shines sometimes
Well

We're not the world, we don't belong
We're boy meets girl, boy writes stupid song
The words are dumb and so's the tune
Under the thumb over the moon