as they wheeled her to the stand
Featherbed, tarred and handcuffed
to a stretcher
The doctor's diagnosis
was multiple scirosis
an open and shut hopeless
fucking case

The wheels of justice turned
till the tyres were bald and burned
And when they'd all adjourned
I asked myself
Am I un H A P P Y
Does a new born baby cry ?
Did Elvis really die ?
And I said to myself
Is wrestling fixed ?

Am I un H A P P Y ?
Does a new born baby cry ?
Did Elvis really die ?
Did little red riding wear a hood ?
Did the three bears shit in the woods ?
Was humpty dumpty fat ?
Does the pope wear a funny hat ?
Is wrestling fixed