i think i'll try my luck at flo and normandie

and have some dude beat the living crap out of me

he haunts me, he taunted me

and i just found out he's been set free. 



so i'll go and tell my girlfriend i think she's ugly

we've had a few kids and she's getting kinds pudgy

i'll tease her, i'll please her,

then i'm gonna leave her

and i'll go and find me a new girl until she bugs me. 



because they know i want you, know i need you,

no i won't go a day without you

and only you can know what you're doing to me

...so good afternoon. 



i think i'll go and take my snake down for animal testing

where they lay me down and inject me while i'm resting.

they starve me, carve me, stitch me up,

and when i wake up with cancer - they give me their blessing.



you and i, we shine and i feel you coming down my way

...so good afternoon. 



i like to get laid so i became a musician

and i'm an expert in humanity by my own admission - 

i'm kind, i'm signed, i'm a legend in my own mind

and i'll tell you i'm god herself if you promise to listen