He's a cool blond scheming trick
You want him so much 
You feel sick
The boy can't help it 
He really can't help it now
Teenage brandos stalk him in the halls
They tease him with cat calls
He's a combination 
Tom Cruise Zack O'Tool

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What's that man doin with him
It's that guy
And he's screwin with him
Can he feel the sex and sweat
He makes you cream your jeans 
So you won't forget

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He drives a loaded jeep 
With seats in the back
If you don't do him soon 
You'll have a heart attack
When he flashes you a look 
You wanna burn his books
Give up high school

Well well well well 
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Well well well well 
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