If you want to get a real education

Come to the friendliest school in the nation

Rhythm is our way of communication

You won't ever want to take a vacation



You can meet the Dean of Boogaloo

He's gonna get down and boogie with you

At Disco Tech

Let me be your teacher

Disco Tech

Why don't you take home a diploma from

Disco Tech



We won't give you pomp and circumstance

All you're gonna need to do is dance

Why don't you enroll, give your soul a chance

You might even find a new romance



Everybody here is graded A

The only school records are the ones we play



At Disco Tech

Let me be your teacher

Disco Tech

Why don't you take home a diploma from

Disco Tech