Grab this dildo baby

and take it home with you

But remember it can't 

do all the things a man do



It can't get wet

Can't get rough

Can't play bondage games

Can't slap your ass

Or pull your hair

Or call you dirty names



So when you need some lovin'

All night I'll stick around

Cause unlike that dildo baby

I'm a man that does slow down

(down)

Like Argentina

(down)

Like Columbia

(down)

Like the Panama Canal

(down)

Like with the penguins

(down)

Where the fuck are the penguins?

(down)

I wanna see some penguins!

(down)

Alright turn the music down

(down)

I roll my R's (Carlos rolling his R's)