My problems, didn't know I had

My problems make me so sad

My problems must be really bad

Cause everybody's telling me

I gotta go fix my problems



My hair's not bouncy, what should I do?

My teeth aren't straight, my clothes aren't new

My freckles are weird, my hands aren't slender

Got too many problems to remember



My problems, didn't know I had

My problems make me so sad

My problems must be really bad

Cause everybody's telling me

I gotta go fix my problems



Don't know what's happening on that show

The big hit song, don't know how it goes

Don't keep up with celebrity facts

So many problems, I can't relax



So many problems, what should I do?

Do other people have them too?

Must be something wrong with me

Help I need a remedy, help I need a remedy



Everything's wrong, my face, my hair

What they don't know is that I don't care

I don't need you to tell me who to be

I'll decide what's wrong with me



My problems, you don't know about

My problems, I can figure out

My problems, you don't need to know

I don't need your help so

Worry about your own problems