Doing the town and doing it right in the evening
 It's pretty pleasing
 Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
 Do the jitterbug out in Muskrat Land
 And they shimmy... Sam is so skinny

 And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
 Singing and jinging a jango
 Floating like the heavens above
 Looks like Muskrat Love

 Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese
 Sam says to Suzie, Honey, would you please be my Mrs.
 Suzie says yes with her kisses
 Now he's tickling her fancy, rubbing her toes
 Muzzle to muzzle, now, anything goes as they wriggle,
 Sue starts to giggle