A vacation in the foreign land
Uncle Sam does the best he can
You're in the army now
Oh, oh you're in the army, now
Now you remember what the draft man said
Nothing to do all day but stay in bed
You're in the army now
Oh, oh you're in the army, now
You'll be the hero of the neighborhood
Nobody knows that you left for good
You're in the army now
Oh, oh you're in the army, now
You're in the army now
Oh, oh you're in the army, now

Hand grenades flying over your head
Missiles flying over your head
If you want to survive you're out of bed
You're in the army now
Oh, oh you're in the army, now
Shots ring out in the dead of night
The sergeant calls Stand up and fight!
You're in the army now
Oh, oh you're in the army, now
Oh, oh you're in the army, now
You're in the army now 
Oh, oh you're in the army, now
Oh, oh you're in the army, now
You're in the army now 
Oh, oh you're in the army, now