As you sit in the bay of treasures

A party should be down

You're feeling kind of freaky inside

A certain present's around



You're looking to the horizon far

Something's coming there

You can tell by the stare of the women

It's cause……nah



As it comes near you see skull and crossbones

On a black flag flying

Underneath you see blond hair curling

But there's no need to be crying



The girls are ready for the man to come

The men are ready to fear

So if you want some you should better run

Cause Captain Dan is here



Oh Yeah

Hit it baby

You got that right



The ship it anchors in the bay right quick

Now it's about to begin

The party's now about to get started

For me and my kin

AAHHHRRGGG!!!



The bartender starts looking happy

Because it's out of control

So take out vodka, rum and beer

Cause Captain Dan is here



Captain Dan, is so damn here in the motherfucking house