They met in Paris in ‘94

Or was it ‘95?

She was there studying abroad he was on tour

Playing in another dive



They partied hard and they parted ways

A little north of the Seine

He dreamed about her in so many ways

She dreamed about him in French



Well she knows what to do with Michael

She knows how to make him feel

That he's the one, he's his Mother's son

Not like anyone, he just needs time to heal



They met in New York a few months later

He was still living alone

Hugging the bar and masturbating

Never answered his phone



Their first date was a movie together

Outside at Bryant Park

Well, The Spirit Of St. Louis just went on forever

So they drank wine until they saw stars



Well she knows what to do with Michael

She knows how to make him feel

That he's the one, he's his Mother's son

Not like anyone, he just needs time to heal



They finally hooked up for the first time

The night before the 4th of July

He felt so awkward saying goodbye

To the girl who just changed his life



Now my friend, they are inseparable

She even gets that boy to go to the gym

Now, if you don't think that's love you must be cynical

Or maybe man, you're just dreaming in French, Yeah!