She dont talk to Elvis, much any more
              She thinks Mt. Rushmore is natures greatest gift to man
              She dont read books with words she dont understand

              Chorus: She's my favorite dominatrix
              She's a hellion in gold chain
              She's my favorite dominatrix
              Drives me to drink, drives me insane

              She dont yell across the mall "Hey stupid" at you
              Cuz she thinks you can read her mind
              And after all she might be right
              Cuz you always know when she thinks you are full of it

              Chorus

              I swear she hides my car keys when I'm not around
              and she must be puting something in my coffee

              Chorus

              She thinks Curly-Joe was the smartest of all Stooges
              And you know she might be right?
              She dont talk to Elvis, much any more
              He dont call and she refuses to write

              Repeat Chorus