Why do lovers park down deserted lanes

Near haunted houses or homes for the insane

Like the deformed son who was locked in a shed

Later escaped when he chopped off their heads



Why do axe murderers only attack

When you're partially nude

Or you're taking a bath

Though there are times I feel softer then most

Some days like yogurt

And some days like toast



Sorority girls and fraternity boys

Always deflowered if they're rich or they're spoiled

So we never feel bad when aunt betty who's dead

Surprises them lying on her wedding bed when we're making love now I feel so exposed

Might you impale me or turn into those

Creatures over in my mind

Forget about the last five years



Back in the woods along a dirt track there is a house

An old women on the porch with three dogs

One of them blind

Who knows what will happen

Or what blind dogs see

And I wish there was some place

I really wanted to be

I'm crossing over