For your birthday she sent you a card

She didn't sign her name she gave an autograph

Now she's trying to call your bluff

Is she your true love?



We knew the boy who went from Mod to Ted

She asked matter of fact had he gone off his head

He was uncomplaining as a tree

Not a thing like me



You're not a teenager

So don't act like one

Sure she's a heartbreaker

Does she have one?

Is it down to me, down to me we both rarely speak?



I went for a stroll after dark

I thought of you with her while staring at the black

I didn't have you down for being easily led

Or the girl well read



You're not a teenager

So don't act like one

Sure she's a heartbreaker

Does she have one?

Is it down to me, down to me we both rarely speak?



I went for a stroll after dark

I thought of you and her, I think I'm going mad

Can you help me to see where I'm going wrong?

Help me finish thïs song