I don't believe in anything so you may as well forget about me

It's time you took it upon yourself to go join the other team

Forget about me

Anyway, I got myself some bowling shoes

an' they are all that I can see

With all my might I scored a strike

My friend you wouldn't believe

My teenage years were wasted all on me


On Saturday I watched a film

It was black and white with Clark Gable in

I've seen that film one hundred times or more

How am I going to tell my friends 

I won't be coming out with them no more?


Don't you know that I feel sad?

You only know how to get mad