I was walking down the street one night

Looking for something to do

When up from the shadows came this horrific fright

And his name was Vincent Van Bow!

And as he drew close, I started to cry

And I slowly backed away

When he grabbed my throat

Stuck his teeth in my neck

And he told me, "Your life will never be the same."



Sittin' around in my coffin waiting for the sun to go down

Sometimes I get up from my sleep and hang around the town

Well you know there ain't much to do

Except for go to Steak 'N Shake

But all I want is a bloody neck

And not some dried-up steak



Down here in Kasey, Indiana there ain't much to do at night

No one around. Where can a vampire get a bite?

I searched the city through and through

And all I find is scum like you

And you are begging to be just like me

I have the power to let you live, or take your life away from you

I'm so hungry. What will I do?

What will I do?



Sittin' around in our coffins waiting for the sun to go down

Well time we get up from our sleep and hang around the town

Well you know there ain't much to do, except for go to Meijer's store

Well that just ain't good enough

I'm longing for something more



Down here in Kasey, Indiana there ain't much to do at night

No one around. Where can a vampire get a bite?

We go downtown to find some gothic punks who hang out every night

They're weak and helpless, but they still put up a fight

After we finish them I ponder on our thought-about my life

It just ain't right



Look over there on the TV screen, it's another vampire movie

A flying vampire with sharp, bloody teeth

The world thinks that's so groovy

Everybody wants to live forever [ooh-oh oh oh oh oh oh]

They all wish that they could be vampires [ooh-oh oh oh oh oh oh]

But I wish that I had something better [ooh-oh oh oh oh oh oh]

For [something something something something something] higher



HEY! Suck!!



[screaming]

No, no. No I don't wanna die

Oh no. Oh no no

Get away. No don't take my life, please

Don't bite me 

I don't wanna go 

[more screaming] 



I searched the city through and through

And all I find is scum like you

and you are begging to be just like me 

After I finish you I ponder on my thought-about my life 

It just ain't right