Ashaloo, I've been thinking 'bout you

Little sister been on my mind

Heard you're practicing rebel tactics

You got a lot of me in those eyes



Been a cheat, stolen meat, lied about it later

I kicked a girl - a bitch, a brat named Yolanda Fagin

Don't be like me

Don't be like me - rock on



Killed a bat, skinned a cat, stuffed 'em in a crate

I've hurt some people on the way to being nothing great

Don't be like me

Don't be like me - rock on



Little girl she went to a party

She wore her princess dress and wand

But she forgot to put on her panties - sad, lonely one



Broke in the trailer 'cause someone said so

No sir, I had no idea they were gone

They said a nice policeman brought you home, whoa, oh, oh



Ashley girl, I've been thinking 'bout you

I know you mean well, it just comes out wrong

You brought home a groundhog half dead

Thank god he didn't stink for long



Christened the scooter 'fore someone said so

You fell off in the neighbors flowers

They thought that you had planned it all



Door to door Halloween they caught you

You thought you had done nothing wrong

You were dressed as a hooker all night long



Why don't you look like me

Why don't you look like me

Why don't you look like me

Why don't you look like me

Why don't you look like me

Why don't you look like me

Why don't you look like me