My life looks good I do confess
You can ask anyone
Just don't ask my real good friends
Cause they might tell the truth
But "it's nothing they could prove"

Cause there are things you would not believe
That travel into my mind
I swear I try and capture them
But I always set them free
It seems bad things comfort me 'cause

Good lord Im crooked deep down
Everyone is crooked deep down
Good lord Im crooked deep down
Everyone is crooked deep down
(Everyone is crooked deep down)

There was a girl she was made for me
But stood me up our wedding day
And now that girl runs around on me
And she's drunk all the time
But I died to make her mine

Good lord she's crooked deep down
Everyone is crooked deep down
That girl is crooked deep down
Everyone is crooked deep down
Everyone is crooked deep down

But Im not water and Im not wine
You could say Im just here for the party
With one thing on my mind
Squeezing me and my camel through the needle's eye