i'm just a gremmy surfing tandem with the best

on every wave my life is put to the test

i'm just a gremmy getting hassled by the shark

the impact zone is my home till it gets dark

like the tide i'm up then down

but this gremmy sure won't drown

my faith is on the shore

push me in oh Lord

i'm just a gremmy who's addicted to wax

my poor old board is decorated with cracks

i'm just a gremmy with my head in the sand

but now i'm sponsored by a heavenly brand

like the tide i'm high then low

but this gremmy's going pro