[Spoken] Hey, Doc, hey, Doc, I've got to see you. 

[Spoken] Who's that waking me up at 8:30 here in the morning? What's wrong with you, boy? 

[Spoken] Well, Doc, something is bothering me. 

[Spoken] Is that so? Well, tell me about it. 

  

Hey, Doc, hey, Doc, 

I wonder what's wrong with me. 

[Spoken] You look like you're beat to your chops this morning. 

Hey, Doc, hey, Doc, 

My temperature's one-oh-three. 

[Spoken] Well, let me feel your pulse, let me feel your pulse. 

Hey, Dock, hey, Doc, 

Whenever she looks at me . . . 

[Spoken] Oh, there's a chick mixed up in this thing here! 



Say, do you get a hazy spell? 

Yeah! 

A crazy spell? 

Yeah! 

And do you run around in circles and yell that you need a pill? 



Hey, Doc, hey, Doc, 

My ticker is on the blink. 

[Spoken] Hey, nurse, hand me my stethoscope over there. 

[Spoken] What do you think? 

[Spoken] I think what the trouble is, uh, you in love! 

[Spoken] Well, Doc, that's a killer. That's a gasser. That knocks me on out.