Well I know it's the night

but have you gotta beat the daylights out of me

I'm getting so god-damned bruised

I'll soon be softer than a stoned cherry


And when you let your flesh creep over me

you know I don't know what's come over me

something about the way you drool and kiss

makes love seem nothing like this


You tear me up

you grab what's mine

you tear me up

every single time

you tear me up

what a hideous crime

you tear me up

you're a bloody swine


All this slurping and sucking

you know it's putting me off my food

you're noisier than a motorway

and about two times - three times as rude


You know you got such big eyes

they make me feel so small

my heart is only one mouthful

but you - you can have it all


You're just as hard as a pavement

and I don't know where my passion went

you think that maybe I could walk on you

you'd make a damned good anaesthetic - I'll say that for you