Take a seat watch the people right out there
Tellin' stories 'bout their fabulous lives
There's no need to fool with your partner
To find out what live's all about I'm glad we talk 
about...

Sex with animals
Dads is beeing homosexual
Eyeball piercing
Pulling tractors with an earring

Boobsize surgery
Dicksize operation
Tell me 'bout your lifting
Oral fisting

If you don't know how
No one is around
Help yourself you will find out
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Take a seat whatch the people right out there
There's no need to fool with your partner
To find out what live's all about

I'm glad we talk about...

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All about sadism
Cannibalistic sacrifice
Penetrating applepies

If you don't know how
And no one is around
Help yourself you will find out
On your tv show

Take a seat whatch the people right out there
Tellin' stories 'bout their fabulous lives
There's no need to fool with your partner
To find out what live's all about

I'm glad we talk about...