I don't believe this we've been friends for so long 
It's so hard to see 
That you'd do this to me 
You came round asking just to mow the garden 
You're a clever guy 
'Cos you did it for free, It's Funny! 

You think I don't already know

What if I told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you too at the movies 
And in the late night jacuzees 
You're screwed 
And I'm done with you 
So stay well clear and leave my mum alone 
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

I came home and your car was in the front yard 
I went to see 
What the fuck was going on?! 
And I knew
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong 
You unzipped your flies 
Now I can't believe my eyes 

You think I don't already know

What if I told you 
I'm watching you 
I've seen you too at the movies 
And in the late night jacuzees 
You're screwed 
And I'm done with you 
So stay well clear and leave my mum alone 
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone 

You did it to;
Stephen and Ethan
Joey and Nathan
Josey and David
Peter, John and MIKE!
Alison, Alister, Monica McCalister,
Maddison, Harrison and the guy from Sarrissons
Name some I don't already know

What if I told you
They all hate you
I've told them about the movies
And all the late night jacuzees
You're screwed
And I'm done with you
So stay well clear and leave my mum alone,
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

What if I told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
And in the late night jacuzees
You're screwed
And I'm done with you
So stay well clear and leave my mum alone,
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone.