Busta Rhymes - Mr. Grinch 
You`re a mean one, Mr. Grinch 
You really are a heel, 
You`re as cuddly as a cactus, you`re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch, 
You`re a bad banana with a greasy black peel! 
You`re a monster, Mr. Grinch, 
Your heart`s an empty hole, 
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch, 
I wouldn`t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! 
You`re a foul one, Mr. Grinch, 
You have termites in your smile, 
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch, 
Given a choice between the two of you I`d take the seasick crocodile! 
You`re a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You`re the king of sinful sots, 
Your heart`s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch, 
You`re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! 
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, 
With a nauseous super "naus"!, 
You`re a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch, 
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful 
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! 
You`re a foul one, Mr. Grinch, 
You`re a nasty wasty skunk, 
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch, 
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, 
"Stink, stank, stunk"!