Angel: "Rachel, are you alright?"

Rachel: "I..is he...?"

Angel: "It's okay, he's not getting up for awhile."

Rachel: "I can't believe he actually showed up."

Angel: "Well, that was the deal, right?"



Spike: "How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a

night thing?"

"No need, little lady.Your tears of gratitude are enough for me.

You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire, but love and a pesky

curse de-fanged me, and now I'm just a biiiig fluffy puppy with

bad teeth."

- no, not the hair, never the hair!

"Well, there must be some way I can show my appreciation?"

"Nope, helpin those in need's my job, and working up a load of

sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly

thanks enough."

"I understand, I have a nephew who's gay, so-"

"Say no more, evil's still afoot, and I'm almost out of that nancy-

boy hairgel I like so much.  Quickly!  To the Angel-mobile!

Away!"