Father Christmas...Father Christmas

He's the meanest man in the whole wide world

in the whole wide world you can feel it. 



He's a miser! He's a skinflint !

He's stingy louse with his stocking out

for your Christmas gift and he'll steal it. 



It's a shame, he's a villian

What a game, for a villian to play

on Christmas Day! 



Father Christmas...Father Christmas

who'll be just as mean as he's ever been

and I'm here to say we should all send Father Christmas

on his merry Christmas way!! 



Father Christmas...Father Christmas

he's the rottenest man in the universe

there's no one worse you can tell it 



He's a rascal ! He's a bandit !

he's a crafty one, keep it all undone

he'll go in your house and sell it ! 



It's a crime, it's a scandal

what a game for a vandal to play

on Christmas Day! 



If you distrust, Father Christmas

it's well to know, that his heart's of stone

cause I'm here to say, we should all send Father Christmas 



Father Christmas...Father Christmas..Father Christmas...Father Christmas 



ON HIS MERRY CHRISTMAS WAY!!!!