Beautiful morning glory
Kissed and caressed by the dew
Beautiful morning glory
Good morning glory to you.

I've traveled all over the country
I seldom sleep in a bed
When my feet get tired of walking
I simply stand on my (head.)

Beautiful morning glory
Kissed and caressed by the dew
Beautiful morning glory
Good morning glory to you.

I stopped at a house for a handout
I didn't go there to beg
And I'd jumped the great big ol' bulldog
And took her bite out off my (leg.)

Beautiful morning glory
Kissed and caressed by the dew
Beautiful morning glory
Good morning glory to you.

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I once had a bald headed girl friend
I knocked her wig off at a dance
And when I stooped over to get it
She kicked me right in my (pants.)

Beautiful morning glory
Kissed and caressed by the dew
Beautiful morning glory
Good morning glory to you.

Good morning glory to you...