the perfect love song 

doesn't make you cry 

it's filled with sorrow 

and brutal goodbyes 



so if she's cryin' 

you know you've done something right 

and if she hates you 

you'll sleep better at night 



the perfect lover 

never holds your hand 

the perfect date feels 

just like a one night stand 



the perfect girlfriend 

says this is the end 

the perfect breakup 

ends in "can we be friends?"