maybe you would like me better

if i had a bank account 

and an argyle sweater

ive listened to you talk

you say your life is a bore

first you got your silver spoon

and now you want more



im the kind of guy

who takes life as it goes

on numerous occasions

ill be pickin my nose

i sometimes take a bath

but try not to over do it

i dont like to read books

and when i do i just flip thru it



im not a vegetarian

i like to eat red meat

i seldom wear a shirt and tie

or shoes on my feet

i know i dont have money

and my bank account is low

and when i take a girlie out

its taco bell we go