You've  been a great server

Even though you're busy

My food is really nice and hot

My drink is cold and fizzy



There's just one little thing

I almost hate to mention

Maybe someone in the kitchen wasn't paying close attention...



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Cuz there's  a cow  there's a cow

In my soup  in my soup

That might be why that might be why

It smells like,  it smells like cow



There's a cow there's a cow 

In my soup in my soup

If it's not too much trouble could you remooooove it now?



I don't have a problem with cows most of the time

When they're outstanding in their field everything's just fine

Maybe I'm just picky or not in a great MOOOOD

But I'm utterly unthrilled to have one sitting in my food!



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I don't know how it got there,  it's not a common thing

In fact this just might be the first cow     in my soup I've seen

So I'll believe you if you say it won't happen again

But it's eating all my salad and that just describes one end

 

I tried salt and pepper but my soup did not taste better

Then I tried some hot sauce but that just made it wetter

It's hard to slurp your soup when it smells just like wet leather

It makes me think why don't cows shrink when they're in rainy weather



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It's one thing to be driving and see some distant cattle

But to have one fighting for my bread is too much of a battle!

And by the way its tail just splashed into my drink 

So now I think I'll throw my drink with all its stink right down the sink



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