Had 'em Hanging on ya,
 Couldn't hold one more
 You walked by with a silly grin
 They were kissin' all over your chinny chin chin

 Chorus:
 Eugene you genius
 What book did you read
 That made you so smart
 You could steal a heart
 Anytime that you please
 Eugene you genius
 Could you teach me

 It's more than the way you comb your hair
 That's making all the pretty girls stop and stare
 Tell me Eugene I just gotta know
 Can I go down and buy it at the grocery store
 It is something that you tell 'em
 Love letters that you mail 'em
 Your secrets safe with me
 To get those kind of glances
 Do you have to take classes
 For a Master Romeo degree