At the crazy house
 I've been playing
 With the cat and the mouse
 I've been down
 I've been down
 I've seen the crazy people
 Running around

 Shoot all the clowns
 Shoot 'em down
 Shoot 'em down
 Shoot 'em down

 Welcome to the circus
 Where I fool around
 I got the killer smile
 I'm a killer clown
 Cover up your face
 You've been found out
 You laugh when
 There's nothing to smile about

 Shoot shoot
 Shoot all the clowns

 Wanna gimme money
 Well you better get ready
 I'm a certified friend
 Of John Paul Getty
 I'm a fat stargazer
 I'm an all night raver
 I'm an anything you wannabe
 If I can get your sympathy
 Welcome to the circus
 I'm a killer clown
 Welcome to the circus
 Hey gather round
 2 sides to life
 2 sides to fun
 The one who does it
 And the one who gets done