Smoking joints and getting really, really happy,

Smoking joints gets me really, really high,
Smoke so much think I'm gonna die,
People say why your eyes so red,
I say that's because I'm off my head,

Smoking joints and getting really, really happy,
Smoking joints and getting really, really happy,

Smoking joints is what I like,
I like to do it while riding my bike,
Mummy says stop smoking that grass,
I say mum shove it up your ass,

Smoking joints and getting really, really happy,
Smoking joints and getting really, really happy,

               I am the Lizard King, i can do everything