Pick up your pants girl!
We're not drunk enough to get it on.
I need Viagra!
Cause you're too ugly to turn me on.
I saw your picture.
My MySpace has never done me wrong.
Until tonight girl. You're not my type girl!

I'ma need a little bit more drinks then that.
To hook up with a girl that looks like that.
Like OMG this bitch is fat!
She'll totally squash my skinny ass (haha).
So lift me up. Lift me over the bar girl, fill me up.
I'ma need a couple more drinks, and some drugs.
To make me want to wake up next to this... What?

She gots me hypnotized!
I can tell by the way she licks her lips.
That we're going to fuck tonight!
OMG I can not live like this.
Will someone take my life!
Here's a knife, go ahead and slice my wrist.
I'm not emo, but I'd rather be dead then with this bitch!

Pick up your pants girl!
We're not drunk enough to get it on.
I need Viagra!
Cause you're too ugly to turn me on.
I saw your picture.
My MySpace has never done me wrong.
Until tonight girl. You're not my type girl!

Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump.
I'm jumping out that window girl!
Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump.
I'm jumping till I can't get up!
Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump.
I'm jumping out that window girl!
Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump.
I'm jumping to my death!

She gots me hypnotized!
I can tell by the way she licks her lips.
That we're going to fuck tonight!
OMG I can not live like this.
Will someone take my life!
Here's a knife, go ahead and slice my wrist.
I'm not emo, but I'd rather be dead then with this bitch!

Pick up your pants girl!
We're not drunk enough to get it on.
I need Viagra!
Cause you're too ugly to turn me on.
I saw your picture.
My MySpace has never done me wrong.
Until tonight girl. You're not my type girl!

Put some new pictures up.
And quit denying your size.
It's because of you that emo kids decide to die(x2)...

She gots me hypnotized!
I can tell by the way she licks her lips.
That we're going to fuck tonight!
OMG I can not live like this.
Will someone take my life!
Here's a knife, go ahead and slice my wrist.
I'm not emo, but I'd rather be dead then with this stupid bitch!

Pick up your pants girl!
We're not drunk enough to get it on.
I need Viagra!
Cause you're too ugly to turn me on.
I saw your picture.
My MySpace has never done me wrong.
Until tonight girl.
You're not my type girl!

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