Do you remember in the fairy tale, how the wicked 
witches spell
Turned the handsome prince to a toad?
By the power of a potion, she handed him the notion
He was lower than the dirt in the road.
And though she left him green and warted, her evil 
plans were thwarted
Their chanced to happen by a young miss
Who inspite of his complexion, offered him affection
And broke the wicked curse with her kiss 


So if you've never been frog kissing
Then you don't know what you've been missin',
There's a wealth of opportunity under each and every 
log.
And if you've never been charm-breakin',
Then you've never been handsome prince makin'.
You've got to slow down, turn around, bend down, 
Kiss you a frog!

Once upon a time ago, I was down and feelin' low
Like a lonely frog in a pond
My life was just a joke, and I was just about to croak
Cuz I'd be zapped by life's wicked wand.
But in the depths of my depression, there came a true 
expression
She gave me warm fuzzy feelings, feelings that were 
healin'
And she knocked me off my little webbed feet.

There's a happy-ever-after-land, deep in the heart of 
man
Where a prince and princess abides.
But all we get are glimpses, of the happy prince or 
princess
'Cauce they're covered with a green warty hide.
Though they're full of life's potential, they're 
lacking one essential
To enable them to shine like a star.
That's a handsome guy or missus, to smother them with 
kisses
And love them just the way that they are.

That's the secret of frog kissing
You can do it too if you'll just listen
There's a wealth of opportunity under each and every 
log.
That's the secret of charm-breakin',
That's the secret of handsome prince makin'.
just slow down, turn around, bend down, 
Kiss you a...
... slow down, turn around, bend down, 
Kiss you a...
... slow down, turn around, bend down, 
Kiss you a frog!