I met a girl 
with shiny hair 
and perfect skin 
I went 
over to play with her 

but she ran away 
so I followed her 
the teacher stopped and put 
us in our own corners 

my hair would be so dope in the nineties 
a part in the middle 
matching my ripped blue jeans 
I'd meet my Topanga 
and we would be best friends 
and get married 

we'd only have three walls 
and I'd go to school with my best friends 
and my hair would look better than 
it's looked 
since the nineties 

a couple years went by 
our lockers right beside each other 
still but I couldn't say hi 

now I'm stuck watching you with 
boys with watches and frosted tips 
never got the guts to put that shit 
in my hair 

but it would have been 
so dope in the nineties 
a part in the middle 
matching my ripped blue jeans 
I'd meet my Topanga 
and we would be best friends 
and get married 

we'd only have three walls 
and I'd go to school with my best friends 
and my hair would look better than 
it's looked 
since the nineties 

but I 
don't wanna be your boyfriend 
we might just stop talking 
cuz that's how I am 

so I'll 
IM you in the morning 
while you wait for the Johnson's 
they're running late again 

so I'll mess up my hair 
lemme play with my hair