My, my, my, we're treating each other just like strangers

I can ignore the significance of these changes

But you can't treat it lightly, and you'll have to face the consequences

All my worst fears are grounded

You have to make the choice between the Paw Paw Negro Blowtorch and me (no, no, no).





By this time I got to looking for a kind of substitute

I can't tell you who I found, except that it rhymes with dissolute

But my baby's so lazy, she is almost unable, and it's driving me crazy

And her loving's just a fable that we try, with passion, to recall





Send for an ambulance or an accident investigator

He's breathing like a furnace

So I'll see you later, alligator

He'll set the sheets on fire

Mmm, quite a burning lover

Now he'll barbeque your kitten

He is just another learner lover

You have to make the choice between the Paw Paw Negro Blowtorch and me.