Mushroom Kingdom, you're a scary place
There's a teacup copter with a scary clown face,
Oh poop. It's King Koop.

Mushroom Kingdom, you will probably die
Unless a hero comes to save your populi...
of fungi.

Oh my!

Mario!
Busts out of a pipe!
Your savior has arrived!
He'll save your extra life!

Mushroom Kingdom, now you're castle's breached. 
Koopa's gonna have your precious Princess Peach in 
reach.
Mushroom Kingdom you are growing wild
Who will battle this redhead stepchild and win? 
(Again.)

It's him! Yeah!

Mario!
He gets mad superpowers
From eating leaves and flowers
And he can go for hours

Mario!
Grab that tail real tight!
Spin with all your might!
And watch that douche take flight!

Mario!