I am Mega Man
I'm blue and cyan
The creation of Dr. Light or Right
If you are from Japan
Also known as Rockman

My mega buster can cut the mustard
I'm a flustered amputee
POW! POW!

Eight robot bosses
In eight levels
Dishevel
And revel
In Devilry
I'll steal their weaponry

Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man

Mega Mega Mega Mega 
Mega Mega Mega Mega 
MEGA MAN

I am also known as the Blue Bomber
I can shoot the legs off Jeffrey Dahmer
Kill a robot fish
Kill a robot frog
And then I ride off on my robot dog

MEGA MAN 
MEGA MAN
YEAH

One, Two,
One, Two, Three, Four

I've got a motherfuckin' gun for a hand
Put together by Dr. Right or Light
If you're American
I eat all my Mega Bran

I live in 2D 
And it's my duty
To destroy the Master Bots
POW! POW!

If you're aghast
Then you can last
There's a fast way
To pass all those bastard bots
Blue and red password dots

Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man
Mega Mega Man

Mega Mega Mega Mega 
Mega Mega Mega Mega 
MEGA MAN

I am also known as the Blue Bomber
Yes, I voted for Ba-Rockman Obama
As for robot help
Dogs are much preferred
'Cause I can't do shit with a robot bird

MEGA MAN 
MEGA MAN
THREE!