there he is

he's the puffball we call kirby

and dreamland's the place he defends

ain't he cute? (he's so cute!)

but he gets a little burpy

because he devours all his friends

he's got an eating problem

if i saw kirby coming, i'd probably say, "quick! shit your pants if you can, also pee, please!

better stop, poop and roll 'cause he won't eat you whole if you taste like a fresh batch of feces!

here he comes

get your fat ass out of town, he would love you to be in his hole

say your prayers!

because once he wolfs you down, he becomes you by stealing your soul

then he'll go do your girlfriend

he'll inhale and impale you with teeth no one sees, he likes purple, so watch how you're dressed.

kirby's anti-semitic and hungry as hell, he likes kids who eat kosher the best

holy shit

kirby's right outside the door, so

go hide in the closet and weep

this is it

he'll eat us and then want more,

so prepare for a death dark & deep

we're all dead thanks to kirby

soon we'll be kirby doo doo