Ghosts and goblins are coming for you tonight they're gonna get you

Ghosts and goblins are gonna put up a fight

you gotta get through zombies and bats and dragons and nats all just to begin with

meanwhile you're in your underwear yes that diaper vere

so do beware 'cus they're tryna bite your weiner deedleedee

Just stick with it!

deedleedee

It's hard as shit!

deedleedee

You'll cry a bit!

scoop doobydybap doo doo!

The dead are coming for ya

you and your gal were having a bite at night a kinda picnic

That's when Satan abducted her out of sight he's such a dicklick

He's gonna harm her

too bad your armor

not even birdproof

Your gonna hurt dudes

still an all your duty calls

so gross and bald, and become a demon killer!

(You know this game's a thriller)

Ghosts and goblins are

dropping in like it's haunted on the dance floor

Ghosts and goblins are

bopping your gonna want some freaking pants yo!

Keep going Arthur

farther and farther it's worth the bother

You are a father?

yes it's hard, you will be scarred, and probably charred

but baby that's the way we play it

Ghosts and goblins are

poppin' the coffin tops they're glad to eat ya

Ghosts and goblins aren't

stopping until you drop don't let 'em beat ya

Satan is waitin' go (?) cmon you gotta don't stop for nata

a happy ending is in siight (Ghosts and goblins are coming for you tonight!)