There's a game called Civilization

where you get your own little nation

Be immortal, rule as you see fit,

just one click and you can decree shit

From Civ 1 to Civ Revolution,

it's your job to find the solution

Need advice from somebody wiser?

Just ask Elvis, he's your advisor

Everybody thinks you're nobody important

If this were Fight Club, you'd be Edward Norton.

A gimp, a geek, a shrimp...

they call you weak they call you wimp (and so lame!)

Little do they know that you're a man of power

You can conquer peoples hour after hour

They'd fear you if they lived

in the borders of your Civ!

So keep playing Civilization,

take good care of your little nation

Start a war with ancient Egyptians,

spread your equally valid religion

Win with science, culture, or napalm

Watch out, Gandhi might drop the A-bomb

You can show your neighbors you love them,

Or just beat the dog shit out of them

Oh-ho, KEY CHANGE MOFO!

When you're playing Civilization,

history becomes your creation,

Learn to write before you can read

and build the Taj Majal right in Cleveland!

Keep your wits and your sense of humor

Watch out for that prick Montezuma

(He's a douchebag)

You can change the future a lot, see?

You can even make Jewish Nazis

If it's in your imagination,

it can be your civilization