Verse 1 



I was sittin' in my car waitin' for the light to change 

When the guy next to me had his finger up his nose and his face was all deranged 

I rolled down the window and I started to chuckle 

His finger was buried right up to his knuckle 

I can't help but stare 'cause I can't believe what I see 

When he pulls it out it's a picture of pain 

On the end of his finger's a piece of his brain 

And with a smile on his face he flicks it right at me 



Chorus 

Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers 

You get 'em everyday 

Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah, them boogers 

They're here to stay 



Verse 2 



They've been flicked on the seat, flung in the air 

Wiped on the sofa, smeared in the chair 

Put 'em in your pocket, save it for a rainy day 

You remember the winter, how cold the wind felt 

When your boogers would freeze and then they'd melt 

And with one big "sniff" they'd go away 



Chorus 



Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers 

You get 'em everyday 

Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah, them boogers 

They're here to stay 



Verse 3 



Well, some you dig for and some you can't find 

Some are rock hard and some are slime 

Some make you whistle when you try to sleep at night 

But the ones I hate the most I suppose are the ones that hang to an hair in your nose 

And you can't get 'em out no matter how hard you try 



Chorus 

Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers 

You get 'em everyday 

Talkin' 'bout boogers, talkin' 'bout boogers, yeah, them boogers