Went to my family doctor

For a pain inside my head

Told  him that since you left me

I was feelin' like just about dead 

Doctor, what can you give me

And should I take one or  two

Can you tell me just what  it's gonna do

Will it save me from what I'm  goin'  through

Will it ease the pain

Will  it ease the pain

Will it help  to pacify my brain

He told me not  to worry 

He said  to come back next week

He asked me for a picture

Of the girl who made me lose my sleep

Well,  all week long I suffered 

Didn't know  what to do

But went back to him  when the week was

Through

And he gave me an artificial you

And it eased the pain

Yes, it eased the pain

It completely satisfied my brain.