Spoken:

Natural law is predictable and clear, but not here.

Step into the Mystery Spot.

You sir and you ma'am! It's all inside.





Come along and dance, dance, dance!

Come along and dance to the Mystery Spot Polka.

Scientific evidence can't explain the dance

It's called the Mystery Spot Polka.

Poltergeists or polka guys

Let the spirits rise, supernatural as can be

Come along and dance, dance, dance

Feels as if the house repealed the laws of gravity.





Come along and dance, dance, dance

Come along and dance to the Mystery Spot Polka

Come along and play the game

Indeed without a name

It's the Mystery Spot Polka

Mysteries will be revealed

Wheel within a wheel in a machinery of grace

Every spot's a mystery spot

Planet Earth's a polka dot

A-spin in outer space.





Spoken:

This way to the egress, ladies and gentlemen. 

Thank you for your kind attention.

Watch your step, please.