with eyes of green and permanent teeth?

Everyone knows he's not a jerk

Your new buddy, Brak.

He'll make your bed, shine all your shoes

Play him at chess, you'll never lose

Brak doesn't know how to play chess

But he knows how to play dead

Oh, when he plays dead, the people think

he's really dead 'cause he's really good

Oh, won't they be so very suprised

when they find out that Brak is alive!