1.

Everybody's getting religion

Everybody's leaving town

How do I get to the World Trade Centre

Well, Mister, it's just two blocks down

Tunnel vision driving the country

Tunnel vision driving the world

I just can't connect with my TV station

Everybody's dissing my Girl


2.

Yeah, I believe in Allah,

Yeah, and I believe in God,

They both come from Jee-Hoovah,

Jee-hoovah is a sod.


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Hope you all enjoy it

How long's it gonna last?

Cause I'm so worried 'bout my pagan ass


3.

Everybody's monotheistic

Everybody's surfing the net,

Son, can you please buy my Big Issue

Mister, I'm just trying forget

Single cell creatures of Washington

Trying to stop a fire with a fire

Islam patriarchy 2D-vision

Ground Zero funeral pyre


4.

Yes, I believe in Freyja,

And I believe in Frey

And I believe in Frigg

In every woman today