There ain't a woman in the world
That wants to hear the word 'yes'
When she asks if you think that she looks chubby in that dress
And if she cooks all day
You better eat it with a smile
It doesn't matter if it tastes just like bad gravy on a Goodyear tire
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) all right, so you bend the truth
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) that's something that you'll have to get use to

'Cause that's love, you'll see
We all commit a little bit of perjury
Oh, but that's no crime if you ask me, that's love
You're staring at a burnt steak
You bite the bullet and you clean your plate
And you go on and on about how great it was
That's not a lie, that's love

Well, it's the very same thing
That she does for you
When she doesn't bring up the fifteen pounds you need to lose
And every time she runs
Her fingers through your hair
And she says she kinda likes the way there's not as much of it there
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) all right, so she bends the truth
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) that's something that you have to get use to

'Cause that's love, you'll see
We all commit a little bit of perjury
Oh, but that's no crime if you ask me, that's love
You're bumming out, she says
There's something kinda sexy about a bald head
Oh, and honey, it'll make you look twice as tough
That's not a lie, thats love

(Yeah, yeah, yeah) all right, so you bend the truth
(Yeah, yeah, yeah) that's something that you're both gonna do

'Cause that's love, you'll see
We all commit a little bit of perjury
You say I like it when your momma comes to visit us
That's not a lie, that's not a lie, that's love

(Oh yeah)
(Play it Brad)
(Oh, yeah, that's love, all right)
(Yip)