Well, I woke up from a nightmare and I couldn't speak 

'Cause the Devil slipped a mickey in my bedstand drink 

Then Jesus made me breakfast with his fresh white chateau on 



Well, I ain't got the money to go to town 

The cupboard it was empty before he came around 

Then Jesus made me breakfast with his fresh white chateau on 



Well, there ain't no sun shinin' down on me 

My stomach's full of nothin' but conspiracy 

I can't get nobody to tell me the truth 

What's a hungry fella to do 



Well, you could canonize the Devil, crucify a Saint 

But you can't replace your half and half with coffeemate 

Let Jesus make you breakfast with his fresh white chateau on 



Well, there ain't no sun shinin' down on me 

My stomach's full of nothin' but conspiracy 

I can't get nobody to tell me the truth 

What's a hungry fella to do 



Well, you could canonize the Devil, crucify a Saint 

But you can't replace your half and half with coffeemate 

Let Jesus make you breakfast with his fresh white chateau on 

(Let Jesus make you breakfast with his fresh white chateau on) 

Let Jesus make you breakfast with his fresh white chateau on 

(Let Jesus make you breakfast with his fresh white chateau on) 

When you are underfed 

He'll be at the foot of your bed 

With the fish and some bread 

Yeah, let Jesus make you breakfast with his fresh white chateau on