She was 17 and she, she was a loser

That didn't mean that much to me

She got drunk one day and stole my daddy's car

She went and drove into a tree



I got pissed off one day and threw her down some stairs

She cried, "oh daddy, don't hit me"

She broke a bottle over her best friends head

It's a wonder she's not dead



She's a loser

And she thinks we all abuse her

She doesn't know who to believe



I lost her number and i never called her back

But it's all the same to me

She found out the band was playing at a local

And now she's pissed off at me



She's a loser

And she thinks we all abuse her

She doesn't know who to believe



She's a thorn in my side

And she stole my daddy's ride

I wish she was lost at sea



I just tried to be her friend

And now i don't know where this ends

I wish she would marry me, not bury me



She's a loser

And she thinks we all abuse her

You know she makes me so happy



She was 17 and she

She was a loser

She meant everything to me

She got drunk one night

And bit me till it scarred

I let her do the other arm



She's a loser

And she thinks we all abuse her

You know she makes me so happy



She's a thorn in my side

(you know she makes me so happy)

And she stole my daddy's ride

I wish she was lost at sea

(you know she makes me so happy)

And I just tried to be her friend and i don't know where that ends

(you know she makes me so happy)

I wish she would marry me, not bury me

(you know she makes me so happy)